Holy Shit, Happy Birthday To The Guide

June 13, 2010

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That’s right — the FWKG is over a year old! Hooray! Don’t worry about getting the Guide a birthday present; it’s already been taken care of.

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GLORY BE TO GOD! IT’S BACK!!!

June 12, 2010

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My prayers have been answered! MSPAINTPORN.NET IS BACK!!! And to think; I never thought that I’d get to enjoy the bizarre and perverted blend of homemade catoon porn that mspaintporn.net has to offer! Oh, what a glorious day! Below are a few of my favorites, but you should email me/comment and tell me what your […]

Fragile Fear #4: Urban Legends

February 8, 2010

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Most urban legends were invented by white kids. It’s a simple truth. How do I know? Because white kids are fucking pussies and have nothing better to do than think of outlandish ways that their friend’s friend’s brother knows this dude’s sister who’s first cousin died. They didn’t worry about real problems because they didn’t […]

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Introducing: Trashcanballs.

February 6, 2010

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Trashcanballs? What the fuck is/are a trashcanballs? Trashcanballs is my newest project in which I created a website based on the sole purpose of not giving a fuck. Sometimes there’s stuff I want to write about or post that has nothing to do being fragile or white or being a kid so I just don’t […]

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Terrors of the World Wide Internet : MS Paint Porn (NSFW)

February 3, 2010

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The following article is not safe for work. Repeat: not safe for work. The images bellow will get you fired from your job and want to take a hot shower. Enjoy! Can you remember the first time that you sat in front of a computer and were able to draw on it? Holy shit, right?! […]

Craigslist + Fragile White Kid + Skank = ? UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE

January 31, 2010

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(If you missed the first part of this bullshit, you can read it here or stop being a lazy bitch and scroll down and get caught up to speed) I thought all hope was lost with our dear friend “Katie” until I checked my email this morning. This is what I was waiting for me […]

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So What, I’m Drunk

January 29, 2010

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Words cannot express my anger right now. I had just written a good portion of a long, random, and conceivably worthless girth of an article about asinine dribble that would have been the first installment of So What, I’m Drunk, which as you would expect, is a category that is newly instated that contains nothing […]

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